tv meme | 10 favorite tv shows [1/10]
the office

“Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. Therapists are whores. Psychiatry is a narcissism machine. I learn more from Dr. Seuss than Dr. Freud. Earth. You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it helps. I don’t know, just use the best one.”

petitebelette:

You have seven unheard messages.
-Hey Jim, it’s Pam. I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible. Anyway, I’m bored. Come back.
-Hey, guess what? I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
-Sudoku. Level, moderate. Time, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
-I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold, please. Dunder Mifflin, this is… Okay, sorry. Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would have happened. So, thank you.
-Hey, what’s that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
-Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early and I’m not messing this up. So, I’ll see you tomorrow.
-Calling from my cell phone. I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy. Everybody in the office. We need to talk.

2.14 The Carpet

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a-storms-approaching:

This picture is just precious!  <3

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